(Source: seizethedayseizethenight)
when you’re learning italian and you’re constantly getting hungry because half of the lessons are based on vuoi mangiare qualcosa and then camarero says bah, abbiamo all the nice italian dishes, but you don’t have any tramezzini and panini and pastas in the real life, so you kind of start hating that bitch hildegard schneider ( lei e tedesca e parla bene l’italiano perche il marito e italiano ). fanculo







